He's hilarious on Twitter, if you could include a link in your post too.

Pictured: the guy they might draft

Excellent piece Barry. Although, I'd like to offer my thoughts on a particular line: Coming out is now a stage-managed media event, scripted and choreographed in a way that ensures America receives only the most telegenic version of what at bottom is still a deeply personal act.

Meh, he's got plenty of insides. He'll be okay.

Music is not one of my areas of expertise, but I do want it to be known that every time I hear Pitbull I consider putting an F3 to my chest and pulling the trigger.

"you can have tattoos in a non-trashy way......"

jezebel is ———————> way

I'd hate to break it to Lamar that he plays for the Raiders.

Jenny?

Yeah, what about the rib script tattoo? I mean that's gotta be like the tribal armband thing for girls right?

Foot tattoos on girls are the worst. When I see one on a 10 she immediately drops to a 7 because of the foot tattoo. Not sure why I hate them so much but I do.

I'd probably pay 10k to make sure my kids don't get tatooed, they're not even born yet and I'd still pay up.

Yeah, this "review" really meanders to a point where it becomes pretty obvious that the show sucked.

I stopped using that anti-bacterial SHIT a while back. You know what happened? I stopped catching the flu every GD minute. That whole "wash your hands every five minutes" and "Use this Hand Sanitizer because GERMS, BABY!!!" B.S. is just that, BOO SHEE. It weakens your system.

My fiance, 20 minutes into this last night:

Touré: [makes himself a sad little birthday cake]

"Here's your problem. See this support column? Looks like it was designed by a guy who learned calculus at a school which spent its money on a football stadium instead of a decent teacher."

I'd have to go back and look at more Spielberg long takes, but one quality the Spielberg oners shown in the video seem to share is moving from a wider, establishing shot showing the space to tightening in on an individual subject — whether the camera is pushing in or the character is moving toward the camera. Once the…

There are two reasons I got married. My spouse is awesome and dating is terrible. Why would anyone want to go on dates again?