Someone slow it down and put Thus Spake Zarathustra over it.

Pollock is a fish. Polack is the slur.

That comment wasn't as offensive as the officiating. I say this with zero hyperbole...that was the worst officiated NCAA tourney game I've ever seen in my life.

[hears the news]

Rex Ryan sums up my thoughts on how this will turn out:

Sure, but that photo is from three years ago.

You generally have to be in some control of your body in order to draw a foul.

Unfortunately for T.C. Bear, this stunt is merely a prelude to four months of choking.

That picture is DL Damien Jacobs not Debose

I am not a racing fan. I never have been. That said, I do not fully understand what I just watched and I all caps LOVED IT. I feel so much of what we watch when it comes to the typical racing fare is cars going in circles. That said, this glimpse, and the style of this glimpse, was great. I could almost watch a…

Heteronormative tends to be a derogatory term, usually used to describe someone who can't stand the idea of non-heterosexual relationships (at least in my experience, which is admittedly limited).

It won't make them autistic, and it will prevent them from going around and giving everyone whooping cough.

Any fan who thought the large beer was a better deal and shelled out $7 for the 20 oz. beer instead of paying $8 for two 16 oz. deserves what they got.

There's a zero percent chance this ends well for Jackson. He has no previous front office experience, he's too old and too disinterested to jet around the country scouting players, he's not even willing to move to NYC, and he's got the entire dysfunctional Knicks organization to deal with. I highly doubt he even…

The study of dynamic attendance is fascinating to me. You have the incorporation of crowd-coordinated things like The Wave. Fluctuations in noise in Seattle, depending on which side of the ball the home team is playing. Baseball fans reading their Kindles. And then you have the real kicker- exit traffic anytime Miami…

What I like about this post is that it makes sense whether it's satirical or sincere.

but every player will be represented by one of three basic character models: average-sized guy, slugger, or little guy

OK, but will a 40 mph knuckleball that breaks three feet as it nears the plate still be a devastating out pitch?

Despite likely being a little off put by the whole thing, surely Lebron can empathize with a poor Decision when he sees one.

I am completely convinced that you are wrong, and an idiot.