Bottom line: I prefer an aloof roomate to a needy child.

Tom, I'm afraid you've been hoodwinked: this is viral marketing for Bud Light Lime Straw-Ber-Rita.

Having fallen over without reason, Scooter will now be commonly referred to as Building 7.

love the meme love the movie so i click the star because what i really want to see more of in the deadspin comments section is memes of movies totally unrelated to the article in question. thank you for the meme

A bucket was placed at his feet.

Now I've seen 6 different messages photoshopped onto this pic.

They were probably at the game today and visited the team. Who knows if they are Duke fan's but it's not uncommon for guys to get shirts when they visit

I thought Jared already lost 175 pounds of redundant weight...

It's too bad he didn't do this while the replacement guards were in charge, or they would have called offsetting penalties and let him walk out of the prison.

Still a less lazy attempt at a Philly cheese take than anything Geno's shit out in the last ten years.

It would be better if they had entirely different listings. The overlap makes both lists feel redundant and I doubt most people bother to read through to notice the slight differences.

That could be Antoine Walker. Both took too many shots and couldn't rebound.

Griffey's eyes are the cold, dead eyes of a man who is on his 14th commenting system of the decade.

I'm just going to post this periodically for people who hate the new format as much as I do, sorry if you've already seen it. Last time, but I figure Drew's posts get a lot of hits.

Aw, look at all the Little Caesars.

If he isn't drafted, chalk it up to the NFL's non-prophet status.

This Is What MLB's Replay System Will Look Like:

How far can you punt your lack of knowledge of pop culture?

There is no way Will Leitch wrote this. I've heard of everyone on this list.

Take this for what you will...