He won a Super Bowl, people forget that.

It was an amazing concept, but mine never really worked well. Only a handful of games were compatible as well.
The gun, however, worked without problems, so I'd have to put that higher on the list.

Yeah, I went to the central office and refused all incoming mail, said I could do with just email. Didn't work out though, after a while my postman reported me and I had to get yelled at by the freaking postmaster general.

Followed by 5 shitty reviews of the same movie by people without a film degree.

Note to self: Disable auto-backup on iCloud and Google+

That wasn't a leak, that was a voluntary distribution of his pic.

You don't 'get' a lot of jokes, do you?

I'm glad you're back on Deadspin, please post more often!

Routine screening involves simple ECG to see left axis deviation and hypertrophy, with good sensitivity, not a full cardiac echo on every potential young athlete. That would be more for confirmation.

For a couple episodes last (?) year, they had a young guy doing the intro in a Don Pardo impression. It was the worst thing I've ever heard, but I can't find it on YouTube,

Definitely recommend following him ( @GaryJanetti ) on Twitter as well, he's great.

+1

Why so naive? You actually think he wrote that essay?

Yeah, but what if LeBron James were white?

All I can hear is Gareth Keenan.

amen brother

Is there a way to disable my pass code lock while at home, without having to root my phone?

the eyebrows are worse...

nerd