Wow.

Similarly, does anyone else remember the Max Mouse / hacking episode of Ghostwriter, starring Julia Stiles?

As soon as they arrive they receive all necessary vaccines at their pediatrician or free pedi clinic. They must be up to date for school.

Retracted question, can't delete on Kinja...

one kid's name was Dash. Fuck them

He's hilarious on Twitter, if you could include a link in your post too.

Jenny?

I love Drew's writing, but wonder: what does he do for work all week, other than the usual Tue/Thu columns?

I know, right? "Ryker"

The alternative would actually be neither shooting nor stabbing yourself.

It's from Donald Sterling's deposition in 2003 (?)

From Wiki:
"It is estimated that McDonald's spent over $300 million on the research, production, and marketing for the Arch Deluxe" ...
"Arch Deluxe ads were notable in that, unlike other fast-food ads, they did not really talk about the quality of the food. They primarily consisted of young children who would look at…

That 'female body according to women' is amazing, nice job ladies' imaginations!

Yeah she's much much better than Candace Swanepoel, in that she's fat, forty, and a fair-skinned 4/10.

I am still laughing at this hours later... Best mocking of Kinja comments I've seen in a while, thanks.

Same thing has been happening to me all day, glad it's not just my account. I emailed Gawker Tech, hopefully it will be fixed soon.

No offense, but why don't you guys just link to each other's articles instead of reposting the same story every hour? Isn't everyone working in the same office together?

Technically, this whole month is Pi day...

Meh....
How about a post of Dan Castellaneta on P&R last night instead? His NPR voice impression was an 11/10. Yes, it goes to 11.