I completely disagree, the last thing baseball needs is a scandal involving performance enhancing hugs.

Curt Schilling just DM’ed Drake that he can borrow his ‘97 Ford Thunderbird anytime he’s in town.

“It’s in good condition but there are visible marks of fungus and toejam. Also the smell is just slightly above putrid. Overall this is only worth $1.75.”

Police During Questioning:

Springier would have made that catch. 

They can try to cover those tracks, but when you are back on the “horse” everyone knows it.

Oh so its funny when they fall off the wagon, but not when I do?

Fun fact, this is a selfie Randy took using his right arm.

Sure, still, fuck the Yankees though.

Titans Tee up Tannehill, Tanking for Tua, Though Totally Terrible Team in Tidal Town will Take Top Talent

So who’s going to be the scapegoat for Cardinals fans? My money is on Dexter Fowler, former Cub and admitted person of color.

Matt McGloin is 100% the fake name Blake Bortles uses at hotels.

This font’s italics don’t slant far enough to the right to emphasize what pure chaos this might be!

phase five is kickers, punters, and everyone who didn’t get drafted in first four phases (so maybe Christian Hackenberg?)

Let’s wait for the entire justice systems to fail us, yet again.

Tough to be an MLB pitching coach when you refuse to work with lefties.

Sorry, I was out of line. I now realize those little bits at the bottom of the box can be grist for the general mills.

Milk and Honey Original Café Mix got robbed. This website sucks.

Why post this? It’s not March, man.

Sounds like you watched only the first VHS tape. Good choice. Never watch the second tape, cherish the sweet memories of below-deck car boning forever.