/Mi abuela/ cries /en la noche/ for how hard it is for poor Jeanine.

This is not the first—or certainly the last—time management at a heralded publication has tampered with journalistic integrity for profit, or shown a clear misunderstanding of basic editorial principles.

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

C'mon "Getting Hit By A Bus" is always supposed to be the second-to-last item on a list, didn't you get the style guide?

I’ve lurked here since 2009 and you’ve captured my feelings about Deadspin better than I ever could’ve.

Goddamn I forgot all about this. Thanks for the great Deadspin memories

Massively underappreciated comment

I get that dancing requires athleticism but I'm with you on this one that the link to sports is nebulous at best.

Glad to see Jezebel finally toeing the "stick to sports" line.

Will he stay together with Napkin Gladwell?

Dogs, ranked:

These three good dogs

Getting hit by a bus

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Oh ok so Tim Horton's is Deadspin, the woman is G-O media, and the shit is auto-play sound-on videos

Everyone loves a Roughrider

This apology really indicates a great leap forward in your thinking

When the username and the comment line up just so.... *chef kiss* that’s good Kinja

I’ve been on the internet. Booze doesn’t even rank on the list of “weird things I’ve seen consumed out of someone’s rectum”; it’s practically normal.

Meanwhile at Deadspin we rely on ranking a team on the ELITE - FRAUDS - BUTT continuum

I did it once when I was tired and accidentally walked into my neighbor’s apartment thinking it was my own; it was an extremely embarrassing experience.

Somehow I was able to control myself and not murder my neighbors. 

“I'm not surprised Gay missed that kick" - Mike Priefer

How to explain Deadspin lists to “female people”