Personally I love it when he punts the butter. Put it way up in the sky young fella

♫ I heard Mister Young sing about her-
I heard ol’ Neil put her down-
I hope Neil Young will remember,
Neither UMaine nor Temple have indicated a desire to follow through with a makeup match, and both teams have not counted this in their respective season results. ♫

It’s a good thing the Redskins don’t have a history of using someone’s predilection for alcohol as a basis of firing them unjustly, otherwise this might start to look suspicious!

Haskins, RG3, McNabb...wonder what the connection is?

Why don’t you guys at Deadspin just stick to SPORTS instead of peddling these LIBERAL CONSPIRACIES about THE SPLEEN, a totally made up organ that MILLENNIALS complain about injuring to hide the SIMPLE FACT that they’re too soft!

Somebody need to tell Darnold “There’s no ‘I’ in spleen!”

You drop one firebomb on your own city killing a bunch of people and burning down an entire block of houses, and people NEVER let you forget about it.

Which could very well lead to the Philly PD dropping spleens on apartment buildings from helicopters.

Can we work in Pope Thrower?

Trent was about nine inches away from nailing it

Ah, I see, THAT’s the deal with airline food.

True but can you imagine a more Jets way to ruin his career than by rushing him out to face the Dolphins in a meaningless game?

I’m confused on Thielen. My eyes are telling me “high motor”, but my ears are telling me “diva”.

“His name is Jock Strap King” and “He’s stronger than you think.”

We just flew back from Denver and boy are our arms tired! That’s the kind of joking we “Jaguar Janissaries” are up to every week. Your “Junction” seems like our kind of place! We’re off to Carolina next week for a match against the Panthers in what we call “The Big Game Bowl” (get it?).*

This is also the perfect place to post your Fantasy Football teams! Sci-Fi, Surrealist, Fauvist, and Dadaist teams are also welcome.

Confused and angered by their departure from the natural order, Humphrey was determined to see the Browns choke.

Well, he’s not Poor Rodriguez.

I’ve never been mad in the coaching booth. Got to keep your calm.

The evidence is on a server in Ukraine.  Many people are saying it.