He swore on TV! Tabarnak!

I was gonna suck my thumb, but I got high

Trolling stoners is the lowest hanging fruit on the interwebs. What are you, like five months old?

Roth’s writing on blogs that ostensibly serve to just fill space around multimedia (podcasts and remembering guys), might be the very best writing on this site. I don’t know if that’s an insult, a compliment or a backhanded compliment, but at least it’s not getting hit by a bus.

If I was his son, don’t think I wouldn’t hand-make a “Happy Fodder’s Day” card next June. 

I’m glad this ran a few hours after the Jezebel story of the guy dying from limb-lengthening surgery!

not sure I like the glass-half-empty rebrand of LRSG, Lauren

He has better children?

No dummy, he held up a tweet asking for racists to give him a sign if they wanted some beer.

So let me get this straight: a man who held up a sign asking for beer money has old tweets that are racist, and he’s sorry for them? 

MLS 0 - 1 Iron Front

This is a slippery-slope. First they let people in with anti-fascist flags and next thing you know we’ll be wholesale rejecting authoritarian ideas of all types!

The Haysville Slider: The Milk And Honey Original Café Mix of Sandwiches

Lions undefeated season 2019! 2-0-14 here we come!

It’s that list, cross-referenced with a list of restaurants without locks on their dumpsters.

Anyway, the Bears won 31-15.

A plastic bag of styrofoam cups is also Alex Smith’s new tibia.

This is the next dumbest white shit I ever heard, and this is learning about the shooting explosive barrels for a gender reveal by border patrol morons and starting a wildfire.

I knew that comment would have a swift and severe backsplash.

Freddy Kitchens sinks even lower.