+1 deleted tweet about the disparity of punishment

I can see the NY Post headline:

“World of Suck, you say? Guess I’m done visiting Orchids of Asia.”

“I wish it was Sunday, because that’s my fun day.”
- Not the Bengals

The Jets are gonna have their way, toniiiiiight....

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I think “pulling off the ol’ double moochy” is what got him into trouble in the first place.

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“Yes, I misused the term ‘concussion’ in my earlier statement. That’s to be expected, though.  Lots of people mix up words and misuse them after suffering a concussion.”

Sure, he has to retract his misuse of ‘concussion’ and ‘nerve damage’, but no one says a thing to the Lions about their use of ‘NFL Franchise’

But how can I be a hero if there aren’t any victims?

EVERYONE NEEDS TO KNOW THAT I DON’T LIKE THAT WORD!!!!

Fun fact: The Jags and Titans schedule is nothing but Thursday night games.

Is this a case of Brady lacking any sense of self-awareness

“In the interest of keeping our language anti-inflammatory, we call that ‘maintaining brain-muscle pliability.’”

-Alex Guerrero

Shit like this is why I think wage transparency is incredibly important and should be policy. Cue people going “what I make is my private business” and then getting upset when this happens.

When he gets to 2048, all the base-2 advocates can celebrate.

Scott changes his surname to Noir and he and Virtue become crime-solving private maple syrup detectives in Quebec.

The fucking was IN THE ROOM THE ENTIRE TIME!

Boston: Hold my beeah.

Tessa has Virtue but Scott wants Moir.