In the wallet, ‘cuz women be shoppin’, eh eh eh?

Dammit. “Female person time” was just sitting there, not even making me a sandwich.

“But for the safety of everyone involved, please do not make the life threatening mistake of watching baseball w/ a woman who is having her monthly lady time. It will only attract bears. Or 30-50 feral hogs.”

MAXED OUT INDEFINITELY

Any reason you photoshopped in a different picture of Darnold’s face on top of this one?

OUT INDEFINITELY:

ETA: It wasn’t until after making this in Paint and posting that I was able to finally get to the generator. Even then, it still seems to have gotten the hug of death.

Disclaimer: My brother sent me this. I did not make it myself 

I wasn’t implying better, just different!

...and the voices in your head are actually demons as well. Check your home for Jim Irsay immediately.

That’s OK. It happens to a lot of bull semen factories. 

Now that Drew Brees has some time off, maybe he could use his connections to put Vinitieri in touch with a group that could help him exercise those demons? It would be the Christian thing to do. It could be as simple as kicking with his left foot even though he was born right-footed.

I would say it’s very questionable whether he was actually good. The guy finishes with a career 60.3% completion rate and a 116-116 record, both completely average. Led the league in interceptions three times en route to 241 of them, never broke 70 QBR once in a single season, hasn’t had a double-digit win team this…

Demons, eh? GET ME TEBOW ON THE PHONE!

Dumbass. He was called up from the minors years ago.

Slapping your face on Darnolds would definitely get you a few sick days

The Colts had #1 and #2 overall in 1991.  They picked Steve Emtmann and Quentin Coryatt.  Multiple championships ensued.