Look, fuck, I mean that injury was awful. You hate to see it.

Is it my imagination or, not too long ago, could one hover their cursor over the website titles in the top banner to make titles of each webpage’s posts appear?

I haven’t been this distraught since Pol Pot died.

Sad gumbo :(

I know you guys hate this shit as much as we do, but can you please tell your bosses to go fuck themselves for the ridiculous amount of ads all over the place?

Best use of elbows in Cleveland since....

“...the most consistently terrible rivalry game in college football.”

Kirk ferentz winning on a walkoff punt miscue? You know someone is treating himself to the medium heat salsa tonight

Looks like Manchester lose the City Darby this year, and are no longer able to refer to themselves as “City” unless they beat Norwich.

Sir. No.

I agree that the person who should be most offended by all of this is Tommy John

Is your dad a gritty hard worker with a high diabetes IQ?

Jacksonville is a swamp with houses, not a city

Detroit, because they are probably the largest city without a professional football team.

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone 10 feet over thine head

“Render unto Caesar what is Caesar’s, unless he be an amateur.”

Deadspin: Let’s Remember Some Guys

As usual, AP wasn’t the one hurt by this switch.

This kind of bad luck, it’s almost like they have bad juju somehow. Like they’re buried on ancient burial ruins, or they use a cursed word or something. Weird.

“Don’t feel bad for me!! This what I signed up! It wear and tears on your body over time! I’ve been doing this 15 years!! “