Lucky him, it’s better than being on the field while the Jets will be going 0-6.

I look forward to them losing 9-6 in Super Bowl LIV.

For the record, the 1999 Reds didn’t just watch the Mets win 97; they actively helped them do so, letting Al Leiter shut them out at home in a one-game tiebreaker on a miserably cold Cincinnati night. Not that I bitterly remember going to that game or anything.

Or Rigoberta Menchú.

Remember last season when all the stories in the off-season were about Ben Roethlisberger getting in shape?

Tough shit for those guys. As the Browns, aka the future of the NFL, have shown, this is just the most surefire way to unbridled success in the NFL!

Here are all the countries that begin and end with the letter “A”: Australia, Austria, Albania, Algeria, Andorra, Angola, Antigua and Barbuda, Argentina, and Armenia

A “Medical Chair” is just a regular chair that costs about $5000

Sounds like a trip to Temecula is happening!

you will remain writing for “ classic” publishers like Deadspin....because my Latino friend, your goals are Venezuela...if you get my drift...

Deadspin used to be a favorite location for interesting reading. NOT WITH YOU writing and using your language.

VOTE RTUMP2020

You’re a fucking cunt to run your mouth about a legend. Fuck you bitch. You’re nothing without someone to talk about. Come see me.

I would love to read these letters but a giant ad with the word “CREAMY” is blocking the text and scrolling with my browser. So that’s fun. 

I had to act fast. I’ve been regretting all morning that I was ten minutes late to post the “Get a brain, Morans!” photo.

You were exaggerating only by five hundred 

Ha! They’ve got two brains! Whaddaya got to say now, Cards fan?

Folks are so anxious to throw dirt on Rodgers grave, but dude is currently leading the NFL in passer rating and TDs and has yet to throw a pick.

I don’t care if it is sponsored by Nazi Pedophiles for America, ‘Cleanse America of Untermenschen Park Cleanup’ is all about making the playground nice for kids.