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Muy guapo con sideburns!

he’s a good bet to repeat this next year since Soler power is a renewable resource

Jorge Soler is Spanish for Brady Anderson.

So wait if I went to an MLS game and pulled out a “Racism is bad” banner they would throw me out? So all you can say is “Go Team” and “Don’t Go, Other Team”? 

No mention of him being a 2 sport athlete, throwing with both hands, losing a ton of weight, and becoming the first guy since JC himself to come back from the dead?

This is the worst issue of Highlights magazine yet. I’m canceling my subscription!

That’s why I never wore them 

Proposing a ballot measure that if Miami goes 0-16 no member of the 1972 Dolphins can ever drink another drop of champagne. 

Is the cherry pie actually famous

Sorry, I don’t mean to be “that guy”, but Onomatopoeia Blorker-Chubb played linebacker in college, but in the NFL he’s spent more time as a safety.

I miss Key & Peele...

This is quite a coup on the part of the Texans. It’s almost impossible to trade away a guy with a name like “Jadeveon Clowney” and get a better name in return, but “Barkevious Mingo” definitely fills that void. That’s at least a top 50 all time NFL name. For a linebacker, it’s practically onomatopoeia.

None. After he walked out on me and the kids I made a big point of continuing to go absolutely everywhere that I liked because fuck him, I own all these places and HE can go find somewhere new if it bothers him. 

Yes you absolutely can go. That’s what I did. Don’t feel like you have to take a chip either because you don’t. (That will make sense later)

Can you go to meetings if you think you have a problem but aren’t sure?  I’ve wanted to but feel like I’m invading a safe space.

I get the parent’s grief. But blaming some locker room attendant for running out to score him some drugs and not Skagg’s himself is some next level denial. His death is indeed tragic and I wish he got some help, but it was his decision to make this fatal mistake. Jamming up some underling is bullshit.

Yet another Deadspin staffer bitter at the success of the mighty Oakland Athletics

“Some people are fans of the Los Angeles Chargers.”