What if it’s a rogue bone that broke off inside his shoulder in 2015 and became sentient and wants to destroy him from any area it can reach?! And it’s voiced by David Oyelowo!

He’s not winning shit in Arizona without Luis Gonzalez ‘roided to the bejesus belt.

You can only hope to contain him...or that he passes the ball. You could hope he passes the ball

And yet there is also this: the Mets might well never lose again.

“Tua looks really good but this Amell kid comes from a good family and I think he would really help our team culture”   Dave Gettelman

But is he elite?

As long as you don’t go in to production at the same time as my soon-to-be-classic Wait, who was I supposed to throw the ball to?: The unlikely journey of Nathan Peterman.

Sure, Amell might be embarrassed right now but this serves as a first rate audition for my upcoming epic C’mon, Man, I’m Wide Open: The Christian Hackenberg Story.

THE RAIDERS ARE COMING

I’m sure everybody feels sorry for them.  It’s been over nine months since they won a championship.

Hard at work? He got that off in a few minutes and is currently pawing through an Anthony Davis - Frida Kahlo mashup.

It’s mine.

It took me a minute to realize those were two photos side by side, and not one photo showing one Thunder player doubled over in ball pain while a rampaging Green kicks another one in the balls right next to him.

Scott is exactly the audience the new ownership is aiming for.

At the top of a beanstalk. Also they are required to add “FOFUM” to the end of their name.

Pope Thrower for Public Editor

Maybe......she should go back to where she came from?

This probably started with someone on the Pirates bench shouting “Antonio Brown was a cancer” or “LeVeon Bell is no Franco Harris, and did you know there are only 37 days until Franco Harris’ birthday, brah.”