He's right, Peterman was consistent.

good.

You asked for trades!

+1 but -11 Fangraphs range factor

Buddy, I can call Ty Cobb anything I want cause that dead mother fucker isn’t gonna do a god damn thing to stop me. He wouldn’t drive on roads paved by the Chinese. He hit Guatemalans with tire irons for fun. He tucked his weiner back at least twice a day because it made him feel alive.

Jeter never called or corresponded with either in any way, and indeed to this very day neither have heard from Jeter directly

I mean, the least Jeter could have done is left those guys a gift basket.

Remember, technically correct is the best kind of correct.

“After the O’s used nine actual, professional pitchers”

A bit more than a month from now, UmpBOT will be unceremoniously murdered on his first assignment to the bigs - a Phillies home game.

Countercounterpoint: Do some dang trades!

If this had happen during the Montreal portion of the Rays season, it would have been even more confusing because it would have all been in metric.

What do Tim Tebow and Johnny Manziel have in common?

So he thought they had given him the starting job, only to have the team take it back? There should be a term for that kind of giving.

That and ollie-ing off titties was truly the finest kind.

You know what else could be filed under “Weird Animal Shit?”

When you get your shot at an elite quarterback, you take it.

*Richie Incognito throws his father’s arms up in disgust*

Florida Man: Hold my beer