Inside of a bus that's about to hit someone

Baaaa-fael Palmeiro did nothing wrong!

surely there’s a ton of other octogenarians out there just itching for another shot at being a pitching coach

Chicago is famous for:

are any of these picks FRAUDS? 

Obviously the first half of the parade would be in Florida and the second half in Montreal. 

He really.... missed an opportunity.

Ok but someone named “Deicide” seems primed for the Wizards job.

Odds are these white administrators are the type of people who are all about anti-racism until it inconveniences them in any sort of way no matter how slight. Then it’s all “I’m not racist but these people are ‘less qualified’”.

Maybe so, but this is the exact sort of ridiculous flex I’d expect out of Megan “Pancakes are Bullshit” Greenwell

Eagerly awaiting for the next Deadspin Video:

“The Time Dave McKenna Jumped Like a Horse”

Where I come from (not sure if this is a country-wide thing?) we place that red x”symbol on abandoned buildings to let the fire department know the structure is vacant and too structurally unsound to enter if it catches fire.

This seems like an apt metaphor for this sandwich.

“A double-dong you say?”

Shhhh don't give them any ideas. 

You really rode LeBron James to this +1 

Anthony Kiedis’s viral marketing stunt for “Stadium Arcadium” really didn’t go well, did it...

 Considering that St. Louis is the bagel-sliced-like-a-loaf-of-bread of American cities I’m not surprised he got it wrong.

Seriously Dijoinnaise Norman and Dr. Outhouse meeting this early is like Predators v Jets last year. Sure someone will win but TRULY ALL US FANS LOSE.

If they were a Yugoslavian leader they'd be Brosip Broz Tito

He’s 3/5ths the outfielder that Brett Gardner is!