Why don’t you ask Andy Reid about that?

In fairness, Villaneuva isn’t winning the Heisman Trophy either.

I can’t resolve the cognitive dissonance of the Browns not being colossal fuck-ups.

They’re gonna lose 29 - 28 I just know it.

Hey Nathan Peterman is available too.

Mets Already In Mid-Season Form

Incidentally, Betts already has a higher career WAR than Juan Pierre.

I mean Gundy’s ring is cool but I hear Eli Manning has a ton of Definitely Game Used Memorabilia if you want another way to commemorate the game

How good would Booker be if he were traded to the Celtics?

Let’s remember some guys on the 2005 White Sox (with higher WAR than Scott Podsednik)

The Panthers still have a chance to be the best 9-7 playoff team this year.

Passion 2: Jesus is back with a vengeance and he won’t be crossed again.

Shaw really whacked a dong in that at bat.

I’m at the coma ward

Yeah, but how far can he punt a football?

Not to be all sour grapes, but *THIS* is the story about trans people you’re going to go with? What about the explosion of murders recently?

As long as they don't retire ollie-ing off bitches' tits I'm okay with it.

Wait....is that the origin story behind the nickname "Gashouse Gang"?

Deadspin Mercilessly Annihilates Dead Horse.