I'm on record as a fan of offal, which I mention only to qualify my response:

DIBSGHAZI

Young Rick Pitino is not walking through that door.

This is nothing. Darin Erstad mistakenly believed he was a decent baseball player for like 13 goddamn years.

If we told you every knick and knack we ever had, it'd be a long list and things you wouldn't care to hear about.

Can we get a ruling from Kara Brown's Shade Court on this?

"Pfff...I'll show you Toronto getting blasted" - Sunrise Propane executive

Mildly Unhappy Ram

Somewhere, David Eckstein's shirt just got dirty.

"Oh, my bad dawgs" - Michael Vick