I think you mean a Sith Army Knife

HE HATE TEAMS

What the fuck does the Treasury have to do with anything?

is that Kaepernick himself has already profited from the very same move Jay-Z is using now.

Better than O.D.B.?

I hope that, as you “move forward,” you are comforted by the jingling sound of the 30 pieces of silver inside the cupholder of your Maybach.

the new helmet doesn’t fit right; it gives him a headache; the chinstrap feels weird; he can’t see his periphery (which makes him more vulnerable to big hits and less likely to track the ball in the air); the league’s “health and safety” initiative is bogus and just an attempt to limit liability; there’s no such thing…

I’m willing to give Carmelo the same opportunity to prove himself that he gave Jeremy Lin .......seriously, fuck Carmelo

“Unpopular Opinion: I’ve never liked Swedish Fish”

Shake Shack is phenomenally “meh”.

Han shot first?

If the next one isn’t called “Fast 10 Your Seatbelts”, then there is no justice. 

HR works for management to protect the company. The sooner people realize this, the sooner you will understand the true role of your HR deparment.

No true Scotsman nonsense.

He also had troubled with the background screening, given Chubby’s Checkered past.

How in the fuck could anyone be in that position and NOT say “We’re going to need a bigger sub”?!?

Salsa has a place on the table. Ranch also has a place - in the trash. 

ranch dressing has its place (for me, pretty much strictly as a dip.)

I call bullshit on calling HR. Unless it’s sexual harassment, HR is borderline useless and will not keep anything confidential.