I see Jezebel will still never stop stanning for that transphobe Cardi B.

So you admit to being ok to dragging innocent people for clicks? That’s pretty fucked up.

Nearly every initial press account of this incident- which was based on the secondhand accounts of family members- was completely contradicted by the bodycam footage. Heres a picture of the dead girl about to plunge a six inch knife into the woman in pink

Correct response.

Golf Alltrack or Sportwagen and then mod it.
Audi Allroad then mod it.
BMW 330i xDrive Wagon

Not sure what else I’d suggest other than the Volvo above. 

(Porsche purists, mad about something! Imagine that.)

I’ve always wanted to, but I feel like for every story like this I can come up with a hundred horrible people who do just fine in life.

My buddy used to steer with his knees, roll a blunt, and shift at the same time. In a 02 Ranger. I wanted to one up him so I used to do it in an 84 GMC C30.

Im sorry, but fuck her. She’s no different than any of those assholes who murder their wife and kids then turn the gun on themselves. Throwing your seven year old child out of a window is the most severe act of abuse you can commit. She was an abuser.

Only if driven by a Guy Fieri impersonator who will only take you to Flavor-town.

“Dominating at least three inches of rock” is how my ex-wife described our lovemaking...

You’re weighing causing emotional harm against something that has a literal dollar value to fix completely. You’ve lost the plot

Violation of a life long vow....yeah maybe a little property damage.

Geep-flarpa-durkle someone’s gonna get laid in college

The Jan Michael Vincent skit is god damn magic haha. I laughed too hard at it.

Brings a whole new meaning to “Blunt to Fakie”.

That Skyliner though. When you consider it was before we really had computers in car it works quite well. Infact if I’m not mistaken that system is fully mechanical.

That every bridge I drive over is going to collapse PRECISELY as I cross it and send me plummeting in to the river below.

Might this be the back massage device they where refering to?

No one likes the tuna here.