I understand that everyone has rights,  but lawyers like this live a shit existence.   I only hope that they know they dont believe their own bs.  

Church...  servicing idiots for thousands of years.   

Police care about the rights of one type of person... police. 

Ya know, sometimes it IS actually nicer to get yelled at by a likely serial rapist over the radio.

As an Avs fan, I thank you for dying for our salvation.

On the morning of...

My wife was a high school cheerleader and her stories are awful and she has the joints of a 50 year old and nothing else besides dope aerial pictures.

I really can’t wait for old white men to just... disappear.

You forgot that they also have to buy ‘SALT LIFE’ stickers.

The second my favorite Rockies blogger tweeted ‘WTF DID THE PLAYERS JUST DO TO THEMSELVES?!’ followed by the rest of humanity all saying the players fistfucked themselves, I just shook my head.

He literally goes on Dan Le Batard once a week and giggles about what he and his daddy did to the Marlins and Miami.

Both the Brazilian government and that destroyer of cities better known as the IOC have refused to help the local organizing committee dispatch its debts.

‘1 Mid-High Tier hooker please’

Avs fan here: Wilson beat Cole’s ass like he stole his little sister’s lunch money.

Is ‘stick with the devil you know’ too tacky?

It’s teaching kids to be business savvy at an earlier age

The short answer to the question posed by the headline is: Capitalism and people exploiting shoe obsessions.

Getting in trouble with the law in our community is viewed as a massive personal fuck-up

When the only thing that a person has left are basic human necessities like lights or food, there is not a damn thing in the world they will allow you to do to take it from them without making any noise.