Old Man Nuggets Fan Here: Murray is my favorite Nugget because he has swagga.

I don’t think I’ve ever been more white, but I appreciate you guys covering this dude so close.  Haven’t seen shit about it besides here.

that He could face the death penalty

Status of Nuggets fans like me?

He a punk bitch. It is why he makes strawmen like being a secret Hillary-loving military retiree is a crime, but NEVER says shit about WHAT those men said, because THEY ARE NOT PUNK BITCHES.

“I didn’t translate his comments negatively,”

Prediction: He makes and suffers a few short jokes and then laughs like a dipshit.

• Prosecutors may not threaten witnesses to force them to testify in cases

As long as he makes his kids wear coats and pants to school, I am ok. I fucking DESPISE when I see kids wearing shorts and a shirt in 30 degree whether on the way to school for an entire day.

Damn well said. (Sorry it took me 2 days to properly say so)

Um... who?

When does Billy Haisley get arrested for licking a statue’s dick to death?

Cops die? Murder.

The ending of this is already written:

Barely related, but I hope that one day I can afford to tatt my face with zero fear of losing any job chances.

I literally clicked on this article and scrolled down to the comments without reading just to say:

Alternate headline from Haisley:

In many states there are .05 rules which officers can apply at will.

Isn’t the cure for suicide just committing suicide?

Props to Cyborg for staying up after like 5 KO punches.