Holy crap that is terrifying.

Hmm, I must be new to the world because I apparently missed the class where it was explained how a ‘knocked out’ person can actively roll away to escape danger no less than 2 times post-knock out.

“We are sorry that yes, we got busted for being horrible and racist people. We cannot hire this woman any more because we just proved that fucked up people exist no matter what and we don’t believe any person is capable of forgiving our stupidity.”

That was just Marky Walls trying to punch a brown person while drunk.

With this being the Redskins, ‘family friendly’ probably means they just started packing Plan B pills for any mishaps for the poor rich guys and their families.

Trump: ‘And see?! They do only the finest of drugs! Only the finest!’

But what does it mean in German?!

I have never murdered anyone in my life, therefor I am incapable of ever having tried to do so.

Step 1 - Put the story in the magazine that every person involved reads.

Odds that he posts a pic on Twitter to prove her wrong? Double or nothing that Giuliani confirms it is smaller than originally stated? 

How’d you get the beans above the frank?

Caption for the pic: Coach Freeze explains in great detail what is about to happen to the weak, thin man to his left; his sub, to his right, displays the object of violation.

WTF Do I Wear On a Day Date?

WTF Do I Wear On a Day Date?

Apparently, my completely oblivious shitheaded brain identifies that I accidentally walked into the bathroom without the urinals faster than it takes to just snuff out a dude because you carry a gun around.

as well as a person he didn’t name who had been “trying to bring down our show.”

another black person which would bring the total to three.

Nuggets fan here, and the one thing that I truly liked about George Karl was that he tried to run, literally, the opposition out of the building.  That translated poorly on the road and led to the genesis of Golden State as we know it today.

This group chart only illustrates that there are like 6 good teams in all of Europe.

(identified as Matt Burchett, director of student activities at Baylor)

Find something actually interesting to hang your undersized hat on, KC.