That pilot team is so beautiful that my dick is about to break off from overuse.

Thanks for this, Tom.  Listening to some of the game commentators say people think Pogba had been underachieving and hadn’t scored made me insane.

And so they did, and they absolutely and irrevocably fucked their Alpine souls.

Sup with the flight attendants?

Probably thought he was backed up by Americans...

Sketchy? Bro... the dude stuck his hand out and it got hit...

I wish you were right.  This shit is over now. 4-1.

I wish you were right.  This shit is over now. 4-1.

I wish you were right.  This shit is over now. 4-1.

Aaaaand 4-1.

The Supreme Court would stop caring as soon as they saw his last name is Montanez.

I watch every Rockies game but kinda stopped paying attention due to the beating, until I heard Ryan Spilborghs says ‘Alright! Descalso busted out the knuckleball!’ /Spilly giggles his ass off

As a 2nd grader in Hawaii, none of the kids wore shoes at school (only wore them to and from) and watching so many of them eat their fucking toenails the memory still haunts me whenever I think about it. /shudder

The name has been wiped from the hurricane list in the Atlantic

Holy shit, Mike, I truly didn’t know the history until after reading.

Fuck any list that doesn’t include the Very Special Forces and their short C-130.

#8 is easily #1.

This proves my point that if there is a ‘God’, he is a brutally indifferent one.  He doesn’t love shit.

That is one of the beautiful and wasteful uses of time I’ve ever seen.

but Roman’s mother, Christiane Ferne, was able to go to the detention facility to visit her daughter several times, and brought her documentation, so it’s unclear why it took so long to release her.