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That’s a terrible Ideaverflugenzeng.

even better you can apparently smoke pringles. this actually doesn’t surprise me

i never get pics like those. what’s cute about “whaBAM, lookit my pores!”

Those cheek highlights are not great advertising for her palette.

Who's Loughlin now?

Not if you plan it right

She’ll always have Bill Maher. He loves her.

Ann was much less tightly wound before she lost all the weight, and still had a boyfriend.

They believe it because they want to.

Yes a million times.

Per Werner Heisenberg:

Climate change is unquestionably a thing. Anthropogenic climate change is unquestionably a thing (to what degree is open for discussion). That climate change is unquestionably bad is where it becomes pseudoscience, and it is rooted in our fear of the unknown. Our existence is all the proof that we need that we can

Because the monkeys paw has never steered me wrong

Considering that 75% of Americans legitimately still believe that a guy died and came back to life a couple of thousand years ago, I don’t find any ridiculous belief to be particularly shocking.

But the solution is simple: shoot them all into the sun.

Can’t leave out Dodo Bellacourt from Another Period

I’ll tolerate a lot of the special edition but it’ll be a cold day on Mustafar before I acknowledge anything having to do with fucking “Jedi Rocks”

You haven’t been paying attention for the last few years, have you? Wikileaks isn’t some fun happy publisher of secret documents, it is an active force working for Trump.

In your lede image, that (gigantic swollen growth) is NOT anything you discussed in this piece. That...that right there is an alien-orb and should only be removed by a board-certified surgeon; preferably, one that has served a residency period aboard the USCSS Nostromo.

Retrograde motion. Sure.