Second worst. Every other line is tied for first.

Great. What laws would you like to see implemented to force everyone to achieve the same level of health for the good of the State?

Counter counterpoint  -Keith Richards

Good news, everyone!

Thank god you’re here.

Aw, why’s he so sad? They did a great job capturing it, but it bums me out.

Great. Fuck ‘em both. In my dreams, this ends like Death Becomes Her with the two of them continually disfiguring each other and then spackling themselves back together.

Why not just get “Well, actually” tattooed across the forehead too?

Does he also have a silver booger piercing? Is that an inter-nostril ring?

Would you agree there is a difference between being an active participant and a conspiracy theorist with a binder full of nonsense?

and then what, Patrick Duffy turns around in the shower, revealing it was all a terrible dream? C’mon.

Cloud Atlas? C’mon.

Viet Nam was fought to sell helicopters. WWII was fought to kill Nazis.

Why does that top image look familiar? Oh, right,

Ignorant perspective? Unless you are prepared to claim that the documentary is a fake or that I imagined Haditha or anything else, I’m pretty sure I’ve been apprised of what I need to know. Especially when you, yourself, use terms like “psychotic,” “raised to hate,” “jingoistic indoctrination,” and “heightened levels…

Yeah, fuckhead? And how well did all those prayers work when they were shot to pieces in a literal place of worship? Their belief isn’t what killed them, and it sure as shit didn’t save them - hate and guns did. So take sell your scold act somewhere else. 

Easton? West? I get it, finally!

Does she need to be super duper the greatest ever? She’s great; why does she need to out-Thor Thor?

Well, how well did Trump do when he ran for Senate?

Maybe you should let him know?