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“Looks like I made some poor assumptions. Sorry about that.”

“How to better control their emotions.”

Bullshit. Not even at another school? You are either lying or you weren’t paying attention. I can think at least 5 incidents from my town and surrounding communities during my time in high school.

I have many Dutch relatives and I absolutely love visiting them there. Leiden in particular.

Emphasis on die.

This clear liquid that smells literally divine,”

Don’t be fatuous, Jeffrey.

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Why the fuck does she or anyone else think it is even remotely ok to literally take a piss on an escalator?

No, you’re right.

Oh my god, it has chemicals in it?

Pretty sure The Takeout has the dumbest, rudest commenters out of the whole ex-Gawker group.

You’re making me think of my Oma. She was in Indonesia as a ‘guest’ of the Japanese, though.

Cola Light is goddamn delicious compared to Diet Coke. Always enjoy it when I'm in the Netherlands visiting.

Correlation, causation, etc. etc.

So you’re saying you’re a sociopath? thanks for the head’s up.

What, you never read Ethan Frome?

You realize there are lots of people who aren’t ‘borderline on the spectrum,’ whatever that means, right?

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