LOL

Pretty sure they are suffering it every time some dipshit darkens their face, genius. Hence the outcry over those shitlords in Virginia?

. . . but what? You’re transparently trolling with nonsense?

Meanwhile, the cops shot Victoria Snellgrove in the eye, killing her. Go, sports ball!

Your shit is getting weaker and weaker each time you do it. You’re now at Godfather III level.

A-fucking-men. 

Cool. Elizabeth “I am in a cult that literally abuses women, both physically and emotionally” Moss thinks Affleck’s a good dude. Coooooool.

JPJ plays keys with more skill than you do anything in your life and he was the fucking bassist. 

Yup. And fans wanted to see a movie version of that book. I know I did. And instead of the Studs Terkel-influenced multithreaded melding of different story types, we got a hum-drum, conventional zombie flick. It isn’t a hot enough property to, like, reboot or whatever like Spiderman or the Hulk, and so people are…

...no? If it was its own work, it wouldn’t have needed to trade on the name of a generally very well regarded work; fans won’t ever get the story they want, the story from the book - they can’t have a do-over.

“She started this whole mess”

And yet there are tons of ads for women’s masterbatory devices on this very site! My stars and garters!

The fuck kind of dumbshit name is “Evil Angel”? “Whoa, that lady was paid to pretend to enjoy it when that guy spit in her butthole! Evil!”

Jesus. Damn.

Or maybe, and I’m just spitballing here, they bought a shitload of straight porn when he started getting into trouble because it would fool rubes into doing exactly what you are doing?

What’s the deal with Golding?

It’s like you said something titanically offensive in your first sentence and then didn’t bother to edit it any further

All you’re saying is “The real tragedy here is Michael himself.” Which means it is a lesser thing for the actual children he raped. Awesome.

Super. Doesn’t mean one of them blows, however.