‘Here the TV broadcaster speaks cryptically, reporting that “the battle turned around in the Middle East. Three small cities there found a primitive method to defeat them.”’
Rocky Jones Space Ranger
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He’s pissing his chance down his leg, though, champ. Q.V. the anti-Parkland survivor jokes that the article references, maybe.
Yeah, most teen musicals I’ve played in had security details. . .
Uh, how did he get a “bad rap,” exactly? It means “dishonor resulting from false accusations or trumped-up charges” - he deserves all he gets.
Was the president of the college from overseas? That in no way excuses what happened, but what the fuck?
There’s plenty of natural substances that aren’t moisturizers.
Like, if they have mics under their masks, they’d sound like they had mics under their masks, right? Something fishy is going down.
They look like a singing duo called “One of the Guys from Los Del Rio and Melting Jeff Bridges.”
“Salty, I honestly feel like I helped put this place on the map. I went there when no one else did, before it became the popular crowded neighborhood spot it is now.”
Morgan can jump up my butt with his bullshit Alex Jones fandom.
Just like Lord and Lady Douchebag.
Well, as an adult fan of sci-fi, I can probably roll with it. Foundation isn’t a “child’s wizard space fantasy”, after all.
Maybe he should direct this at his wife and her terrible, terrible art.
And then an alien made poopie in an elevator!
Why don’t they just make this part of his character part of the actual show and not hide it in a short?
These shorts have been dopey and the story logic holding them together has been weak at best.
How does this make the poster a gatekeeper?
Did the crawl at the beginning make you think it was a kid’s movie about space wizards? Me neither.