I get ‘cha, but I always heard the “Hallelujah" thing was supposed to be sort of ironic.

Beat the ever-loving shit out of that straw man! Yeah!

You will? Like, when? Not now, obviously, but, like, soon?

Does Headshot get his custom embroidery done by the same hive that makes MAGA hats?

Nothing pisses me off more than when people eat a sandwich made of their own shit. Just saying.

WHAT IS YOUR HANDLE?

so you’ve never watched a sporting event anywhere on the globe, is what you're saying?

just part of the process

Who was the target for the films, then? 

The movies are exactly as blah as his books.

Man, this shit sounds dumb as hell. I’m not even going to bother.

So you know the truth, then? How’s that work, exactly?

Not really, no. Different chin shape, different nose shape, different cheekbones and smile creases, different lips, different eyes, different brow shape. They are both white ladies, though.

Right? I’d love to hear Paolini’s banal thoughts about the terrible adaptation of his derivative book next.

“They were not great [books], nothing remarkable, and certainly not exceptional.”

Is this something that really needed to be said? Art reflect the time and place in which it was created. It isn’t surprising that, as time progresses, works that seek to emulate iconic films and other art forms become untethered.

“fuck these bitches”

That’s something you actually like? Why? Have you ever just sorta looked inward and tried to figure out why you’ve turned into this person?

YES. She’s a badass!

Considering that attitude isn’t what got him elected in the first place, that seems like a hard argument to take seriously.