We didn’t hear from her from before, either.

Interesting. Now, how many kids have been shot in this country by police for having water pistols or just running in the other direction, do you suppose? Does that inspire you with a lot of confidence that brown people throwing rocks wouldn’t get shot by a bunch of jumpy would-be Rambos? Or that the civilian militia…

Where was his integrity when people were being forbidden from asking him questions?

Wait, are we cool with the UN now? It’s so hard to keep track.

Wouldn’t surviving multiple crashes mean God actually likes you? 

Did you give up trying? You ok, hun?

Pretty sure white supremacists frown on the President saying he’s not a white nationalists on TV...

Uh, the third person in their marriage is Xenu.

Ah-WOOOOOOOOO-gah!

Not if you’re Belgian.

the unknown, i think. After so many years, everyone already knows that the monsters are from space beyond the stars, the investigator carries a hereditary curse, the climax will leave the narrator mentally disturbed, etc. etc.

Whaling ports are also shipping ports. It’s no surprise there would be people who were extremely wealthy. Frigging New Bedford was once the richest city in the world.

Wait, so you answer to “numbfuck”? Ha! Good luck out there, dipshit. Try not to get your family killed, ok?

So what are you suggesting? I used to be in a loud band so I don’t hear dogwhistles very well. 

doing it annually is the same as boofing, yes?

You think the numbfucks up here you can’t even find Brazil on a map know the nuance of Brazilian firearm law?

Brilliant. Finally some quality whataboutsim to get the party going.

All that money and all that fame and he’ll still never be able to fix those damn eyes.

Nice spot. That dude is a tall drink of water.

What political goals does former president Obama have now that are worth killing for?