Nope. Swing and a miss, shithead.

Yes. Yes we can.

Hey, google “fuckheads who demand perfect victims” real quick-like.

Brettanomyces

well played!

I came back more than a year later to celebrate the epic savageness of this post.

Jesus. Did he just learn what alliteration is?

Are you folks both deliberately skipping words in your posts? Is this a code or something?

If the may be referred to by her name? Are you alright?

Fuck that movie.

Christ, do you shrivel up if you don’t get attention? Google it, shithead. 

Listen, it’s silly for me to waste my time with an obvious troll such as yourself. But please let me know if you’ve stopped cuffing into your dad’s work socks.

Did you race out and start eating kids when you read A Modest Proposal? Just asking.

think you forgot about their consent to it. just like him?

You had to do research? Are you a simpleton?

Jesus Christ, you’re whiny. Change it to my name. Go ahead. Just stop fucking talking about it already. This weak shit makes Tomatoface look like a Rhodes scholar compared to you.

Only way for me to see it is if you actually change your name to Scarlet T (or “Huckabee Roxx at Bass”). So do it or shut up about it.

Well, are you going to talk about it or are you going to do it?

You’re an embarrassment to the memory of Duck Dunn. Huckabee on bass is more your speed, clown.

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck this.