“NFL Fever: Come Catch Hands!”

Fans of the SAME TEAM, at the first PRESEASON game of the year, no less.

Initially read the headline as:

He seems more like a poppers kind of guy.

It’s the small-arms equivalent of the 1950s’ “Duck and Cover” campaign...school desks aren’t going to help in either instance.

The ignorant motherfucker will probably try to deport them to India.

Take that scenario one step further, and you felt that said employer was embarrassing you in front of tens of thousands of people in person, and hundreds of thousands on television...hurt pride is hurt pride regardless of income.

Keep up with maintenance, it’s a great car, innit?

I drive a 2001 E46 sedan, Stahlblau, with 113k. Clean, clean, clean. I paid $5,500 for it.

The part about “weird legal arrangements” piqued my curiosity...what form does that take exactly?

Gotta carb load!

“Sorry, poor choice of words. What I MEANT to say was ‘You got your job by fucking men in positions of power!’ I apologize once again for my choice of words; they were way too vague.”

The Best Fans in Baseball™, everybody!

Eduardo Pérez, like too many people who have an audience of millions, “my opinion = data.”

“The idea that politics is sport is undeniable.”

“The idea that politics is sport is undeniable.”

I think Mr. Bottle is commenting on Bauer’s usual Twitter response when people call him on his combative shit, which is “I’m not mad, bro, I’m laughing at you guys for getting angry.”

You’ll certainly have more than a few thousand on rooftops cheering that, AND they’ll be real!

My three-year-old niece was holding court with a group of her mother’s friends, when she let out a huge belch. Their response was uproarious laughter.

“That nomination will be subject to Senate confirmation.”