That’s decent advice, but mine is better: DON’T HAVE KIDS!!!

The answer to this is a Toyota Sienna.  Or a Honda Odyssey.  That’s it.

Ill throw out another opinion: this car makes sense for a hobbyist who is doing ok financially. Rather than buy a Corvette like everybody else, buy something that stands out and is a conversation starter. It will need parts from time to time, and they will be expensive and hard to find. It might take some creative…

I didn’t think the leopard would eat *MY* face!

I won’t buy any vehicle where the lazy ass owner can’t go to autozone and buy a $30 headlight restore kit and take an hour out of his day to fix them.

Maybe 4-5 years ago.

Several years ago, now.

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You’ve made your opinions known, Mrs. Trump.

*In theory*, the Crown Vic is the perfect jalop’s car. Cheap, simple, indestructible, and easy to work on. The problem is it’s spiritually owned by the weirdo police cosplay types, which no well adjusted person wants to be associated with.

Typical overreaction. I know this concept is foreign to you, but this is a more than fair price for a car that can’t be built from the ground up from a J.C. Whitney catalog.

“Yeah, my truck only gets 1/3 of the advertised range. But that’s only because of the weather. And my driving at highway speeds. Sure, the infotainment screen stopped working for multiple hours on end. But it finally worked again! And these things weren’t made for the current infrastructure because of the cables being…

I’d buy it: the price is surprisingly cheap, the dumb wing is easy to delete and resell, the muffler can be found at a parts yard, upholstery is easily cleaned and it’s a manual transmission as the sports car gods intended. Most NPOND posts show that most Jalopnik commenters aren’t willing to get their hands dirty or…

Lol, everything you two complain about is inherent with most vans of this era. If you want all the things vans don’t have, buy another Monte Carlo. For THIS kind of van, $3,900 is pretty dang reasonable.

why do people still live in those backwater states?

“But he made millions!”
“He should have known!”
“He’s ungrateful!”

So unless you are getting used oil from your Brother-In-Laws Cajun chicken and wing place for free and are prepared to spend a bunch of time filtering it this car is ND

She’s been told (incorrectly) for the past ten years that the borders are “open” and that anyone and everyone can just wander across and immediately be given welfare and some puppies by the US Govt.

Good job America.