I don't. I legitimately do not remember Josh Johnson.

- Have DeSean Waston back at QB

The nephew’s name? Jimbo Slice

It's HamNo for sure. 

which blonde race baiting Nazi lady?

“There is a fighter’s mentality. Whether you’re in the UFC or you’re the president. People like Dana White have that, and they have that in spades. And probably some other races too.” -Trump

Well, look...he plays in the NL, right? And he pitched in at least 6 innings in all 9 of his losses.

I feel like Ward fucking Beaver. It’s a nice moment.

So, as an experienced parent, what are the best children’s’ activities to re-live as an adult, that take you right back to being a kid again?

I’ve always fallen more on the savory side

All things considered, looking like a bunch of hostages is probably an upgrade for Jets fans. At least in theory, hostages have better places to be.

Every international soccer video I see looks as if the weather forecast called for “overcast skies with an 80% chance of suicidal thoughts”

Nah, he’s Welsh. It’s more likely Lygvrwyth Bwyllyngh

I knit during games when I watch them at home. I...realize I’m not exactly living up to my handle.

I will defend HEB-brand goods until I die.

I remember when Deadspin comments were not as funny as they were two years prior. 

They killed it last night in the second half.

This was actually an ad for their new sitcom, “Triumph of the Will and Grace.”

You are the first sports blogger to liken an entire team as garbage.

Well, in my experience you occasionally can. But you always have to call the willful obtuseness out when you see it. You have to be willing to say “Look, we can’t even have a discussion, because it’s obvious from the outset that you don’t want a discussion. What you want is to repeat whatever it was that Sean Hannity…