You know your country is in trouble when someone openly discusses the untimely death of its President, and your first thought is “... eh”.

I believe by the unwritten rules of baseball Acuna’s family can now claim two goats and a hogshead of mead as restitution. That or burn down Urena’s village, hard to tell when the rules are unwritten.

That punter was looking just like the Statue of Liberty:

The weird knee thing only happens in Joe Theismann mode.

Honestly their best player is probably Jeter.

They’ll do the next best thing and send someone to throw a baseball at Jose Fernandez’s grave...

They don’t have anyone who can get to the owner’s box with heat on it. 

“I’m stuck in a situation where I have to stay with my family because I’m paying for all these lawsuits and I can’t afford to do that...but they’re cucked,”

There was one game awhile ago I remember watching where Ryan REALLY fucking shined and showed how he could just dismabtle . I can’t remember exactly when it was, but I took note because it was against the fucking Patriots, but by the middle of the 3rd quarter it was like 28-3 Falcons and Ryan was just destroying the…

They said the same thing about Drew. 

I think with an iron man like JARVIS on their team, the Browns can avenge last season by winning infinity more games. But not if he starts a civil war during the preseason. Even 3 wins would be a marvel.

Guys, I’m starting to think Jarvis Landry is an asshole.

So we’re all in agreeance that this guy’s a fuckin nerd right?

His music sucks.  

This is going to be sitting vs. standing to wipe, isn’t it?

I was gonna say, Bruce Springsteen is terrible, his song are about losers for losers. He’s just trolling dipshits for money. Just like Trump.

Soooo we’re all in agreeance the husband was definitely in there jerking off and not taking a dump, right?

My function key game would bring a tear to your eye.

HOLY SHIT THAT HUSBAND IN THE EMAIL OF THE WEEK

Look at Bill Gates over here with a keyboard.