Eh. Why something happened can be important. Doesn’t look like he was making excuses, just providing context. Seems like a genuine apology. I don’t see reason to be the apology police and demand something closer to your ideal.

You know why I like this apology? There’s no “if” in there.

I feel like Bartolo’s uniform should include suspenders at this point.

And like most things involving the Tampa Bay Rays, the only ones who’ll actually show up to watch are from New York.

Saw the tag for “Orbit” and was curious if Deadspin had anything else on the mascot.

[sticks to shorts]

I haven’t found any yet. You’re just early. Don’t worry, happens to everyone.

Her name is Lemon Pepper, obvs.

lester holt: it’s july 20th, 2017 and welcome to nbc nightly news. jesus, are you fucking kidding me?

“This time, don’t be afraid to lean into it.”

That’s a burner. So Miami doesn’t find out about the cities he’s screwing on the side

Marchman’s “grueling sport” takes were possibly the worst takes in the history of takedom. I’m honestly surprised he didn’t detail the vim and vigor required of pushing a hoop with a stick.

Look to the cookie...

Thank you. This post is a waste of 5 mins.

Why is Jon king?

A-Rod gets the last laugh, Dallas Braden was laid off by ESPN while he got J-Lo and an invitation from MLB to trapse all over the pitcher’s mound.

It looks like editing trickery; Judge looks like a batter fouling off a pitch (not quite defensively, but you can see even he knows he didn’t get good contact) and then over on the right you see it soaring into the right field stands.

Pfft. As a baseball purist, I find the Sacrifice Bunt Derby far more entertaining.

People who have not paid attention to this baseball season would also pick a picture of the Astros with two players who are not on this year’s team (Castro and Carter)....

I know one. He’d comment, but he’s busy right now at a Magic: The Gathering tournament.