You get it. Mowing the lawn has been my “quiet time” for 15 years.

You had this in the can like newspapers have obituaries of famous people ready to go, right?

I’m gonna go with his name.

What isn’t masturbation a solution for?

Yet you took the time to presumably read the article and leave a stupid comment. Well done.

(AT&T offers home WiFi. I used to be one of their miserable customers.)

Yeah, I forgot about Howland. But I think Bran will play a part in Jon’s and/or Tyrion’s reveal. Assuming there is one. Partial credit!

Losing sucks, and I can’t even imagine the disappointment of losing the Super Bowl. But you’re the leader of your team, the face of your franchise and the reigning MVP. Be a leader in good times and bad, not a petulant sulk when things go bad.

Maybe he is a good guy, and this is his public way of telling Manziel that enough is enough and he needs to get professional help. Let’s be honest, Burkhardt could keep milking money from this relationship at no personal consequence (other than representing a scumbag, but that’s sort of a prerequisite for an agent).

So when did the NYAG start caring about demand/supply curves and price optimization? Manufacturers impose minimum prices on retailers all the time. Is this illegal in NY? There is obviously a limited supply of seats at the stadium, so teams can’t move the supply curve (unless you’re Jacksonville or Washington and tarp…

Imagine how much MORE business he would get done if he could figure out how to turn on his monitor!

Read this book, you’ll want to cancel all social media accounts, get entirely offline and live in a cave. http://www.amazon.com/Future-Crimes-…

French cadets on the field for it, too.

Tiger Woods’ Former Caddy Says Working For Him Was Like Being His “Caddy.”

You shouldn’t have said all that shit about its friend, HitchBOT.

Exactly. I’m 47, been a Yankees fan all of my life, and whenever anybody bitches about the Yankees falling short - or whenever somebody gives me shit for being a fan - I tell them that I remember the Danny Tartabull years (and not just because he was on Seinfeld).

I have this one, too. The other version (just had it the other night) is that I’m driving but I can no longer move my extremities to steer/brake/accelerate.

I have two versions of this. One, I’m back in college/grad school and have a final for a class I never attended. The other, I’m back in the Army and getting to deploy but I don’t have any uniforms, equipment, etc. I know a lot of people have similar dreams.

My wife, right now: “No, she doesn’t.”

Damn, forgot all about Howland. I like that fan theory about him being the High Sparrow.