Well plaid, sir. Well plaid.

With this PRISM program the last thing I want to Google is, "horse fucking techniques," so maybe one of you can enlighten me. I thought breeders collected the (horse) semen and sold it by the straw to be artificially inseminated in the mare. Too much inefficiency, danger and waste (gross) doing it the natural way.

You're not alone, friend. I keep telling my wife I need a restaurant-quality flattop in the kitchen, primarily to grill onions.

I'm not going to argue with Albert, but if you want a nicely formed patty...roll the ground meat into a ball, place on a cutting board, use one hand to gently press down and out, cup your other hand and hold perpendicular to the board and gently push back against the meat to get a nice round patty. I've tried using…

Shit, Sergio, at least pull out the "jerk store" comeback before fried chicken.

Ok, I can live with that logic. But thinking they can win another 20 games this season is madness.

In no way am I doubting their shittiness, but aren't they 10 games under .500? They're 11-31, 10 more wins would put them at 21-21. They might need the rest of the season to get 10 more wins, though.

My comment was more a general statement about outfielders; Harper is a rare talent and a complete joy to watch. It just seems that more often than not, guys drift back and try to time a perfect jump rather than haul ass, find wall, play ball.

Back in my day, outfielders sprinted back to the wall, found it with their bare hand, and played the ball accordingly. But that doesn't look as cool, I guess.

Meh, watching Farrah Abraham get pounded in the ass is still the most disturbing thing I've seen this week.

+1

What the fuck, didn't your mother teach you to not speak ill of the fake dead?

Great, now I'll laugh like a retard every time somebody mentions that book. +1

Kyle Busch is still a bigger asshole.

I would run for the remote to hit mute before I had to hear Faith growl, "Hey, Jack, it's a fact...." Gah, so fucking stupid. But she could rock that dress.

Still more respectable than at least 25 NFL owners.

"Hey, guys, it took THIS MANY PEDs to hit that home run!"

Wait, let me try!

More like this, please. I mean, more like this, motherfucker.

Stop making me have feelings. That's a tough SOB.