but she cleaned up, he vapes

Rita and Tom? Rita Wilson and Tom Hanks are still together. Unless, there is another Rita and Tom you are referencing.

Um, excuse me Rit and Tom are still married and no one will ever convince me they aren’t perfectly happy. Harrumph.

If anyone did substances in front of the kids I’d bet on Angelina. She was a major addict for like 10 years. I never heard about Brad being a heroin addict.

A+ gif usage.

I give it three days before Star declares that Jenn paid Marion to break them up.

Do you work for Star? You do now!

Weirdly, no one ever divorces for irreconcilable similarities.

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If Angelina Jolie thinks Brad was an inappropriate father, I’d really like to know what this is about.

Breaking up over parenting differences is sad, if that’s accurate. Huge difference between visitation and joint custody.

Cue the tabloids salivating over a Jen and Brad reunion (Jennifer Anniston Pregnant- and Brad’s the Dad!).

They also add that (per a source) her “decision to file has to do with the way Brad was parenting the children ... she was extremely upset with his methods.”

Is it because Brad smokes pot in front of kids??

President Obama is expected to weigh in soon.

That’s just great. Now we’ll be inundated with “Brad Pitt gets back together with Jennifer Aniston” headlines for the next 20 years.

My work office is abuzz that he supposedly had an affair with Marion Cotillard when they filmed Allied. Which, if true, shouldn’t shock anyone including Angelina, as that is how she and Brad got together in the first place. Seems like his MO.

This bums me out, not gonna lie :(