Pretty much any Alissa Walker article that gets cross-posted to Jalopnik. Seriously, just try reading any of these articles without your blood boiling:

Worst forum shit storm ever seen? Easy. Go to any thread on Gawker or Jezebel, make a comment where you might appear to not be a left wing liberal nut job. You could tell them the sky is blue. However, if they even THINK you are a Republican (even if thats not the case), not only is the sky NOT blue, but you are an…

AND WE HAVE A WINNER! Thank you everyone for your help!!

It’s not from a BMW, BMW headlights are fully clear and do not have any light altering patterns on the lens themselves.

That is key to finding what car this is, and my guess, based off the markings we know is a current generation Honda Accord, 2013 plus.

Here, compare the two.

HYOU SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!

“We’re sending you to the Giants.”

You know... “Danica reacts in a reasonable and measured manner after crash with Kasey Kahne” would probably generate more clicks on this article, without instigating quite as much commentariat shenanigans.

Absolutely no point at all, but it’s a fun novelty and it confuses the youths.

Tryin’ to take the wave from a hitter, fucking with the kid and pray for ya hitter.

Sounds like y’all are saying that Drake’s got enemies, got a lot of enemies. That he’s got a lot of people trying to drain him of his energy.

And who wants to wait for the guy next to you to finish his cocktail before you can have yours?

Not true. You just get out and do it by hand. Because fuck backing that little bastard up.

Always smoke and mirrors with VW.

Great Uncle: “Stuff’s simple! It’s just the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of what you think!”

And that’s why horses shouldn’t skip leg day.

It’s too bad we haven’t had eight years of the supposed opposite of Bush to show us how it’s done.

1. North Korea attacks other country

Only if China doesn’t get involved.

Yo dawg...I heard you like imports.

Eat less meat. Problem (temporarily) solved.