That guy was actually his step dad. The kid hadn’t really taken a liking to his new step dad and usually only talked to him in passive aggressive remarks. Step dad thought that a trip to the ball game would change all of that. Kids love sports! But when he got there the kid wasn’t impressed and after every play would…

I’m not sure about the Honda, but starting in 2011, Ford introduced an “intelligent” oil life monitor that looks at not just mileage, but temperatures, usage, and load. From Ford’s site:

yep... youre gonna get lots of flak.

The least interesting top gear presenter who has nothing to offer aside from wealth and a Ferrari collection was opposed to the addition of the most entertaining presenter who is actually good at driving and is much more famous? No way.

What a poor choice of venue for sounding your trumpet.

I think anyone that owned a VW and saw the value drop 15-20%+ and was offered a tiny deal on a new car might still be miffed.

I will give you $10 right now to take your car out on the highway, get it up to 65 then let go of the wheel and only hit the brakes and let me know how that fail safe works out for you. You can even pick a relatively straight highway and not a curvy mountain road.

Looks like me coming home from the bar last night.

The promotion and HR were great by itself but bonus points for having the Rangers “Natural” HR celebration music queued up as well

It took me way too long to figure out why you wanted a Carolina LB to be injured...

15 years ago my friends pranked me really hard that I won the DC shoes monthly giveaway by calling my house and acting like they were from DC. I was suckered really good and got laughed at for weeks. So I wrote DC an email telling them about this story and how I should win it for real and punk those guys right back. I…

Before you ever start drinking, make sure you know exactly how many you’re going to have

Brotruck dudebros aren’t usually witty enough to write an ad like that. They’d just write two incomplete sentences about the mileage and then go back to bonging natty, or whatever other unholy things they do when they’re not rolling coal.

That isn’t feasible. It is outrageously unlikely that we will never need it again. But in the event of global warfare, we must have a means of drafting our able-bodied to fight. I say this as the daughter of a conscientious objector who fought in court for his right not to go to war (he was the son of pastor, the…

move the goal posts much? first equality in military - now we want to abolish draft

I dunno man, that looks like it’s based on the tried but true Wheels-N-Track system Hasbro perfected back in the 80s...

In Minnesota, what this Brotruck douchebag did is punishable by a mandatory 3 year prison sentence (please don’t ask me how I know).

Considering she said the speed limit was 35, I’m going to say 90 is pretty fast.

Claudia recorded and uploaded her display of vigilantism in three separate parts on YouTube.

Nooner isnt very good. All Day is better