I sat in a bar, with my pregnant wife, down in Florida watching that game unfold. The nice locals next to us seemed excited for the Bears about to kick the winning field goal. I told them that he was going to miss it. I had no doubts about this and then he hit those fucking poles. Sat there in my Mack jersey, staring…

i should have just stayed in bed, i’m not going to be of any use to anyone

AND YET he is still probably better than all these jabronis! Not good!

Not as funny as a kicker named “Blewitt.”

looks like you picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue

Oh for fucks sake. I was going to just save all of my frustration to unleash on today’s Why Your Team Sucks (Bears) and then move on with my fucking life. Had a little plan to get some work done, think of a few things that have been gnawing at my soul since that fucking missed kick and then welcome all the “haha go…

Yes.

Chokeholds are banned by the NYPD

A man was choked to death over cigarettes.

The lengths that people will go to to show that they hate us is incredible. I ain’t got shit else to say.

This post could easily be renamed Why Your Suburb Sucks: Dundalk

Reached fewer people than a $5 Facebook ad.

“Baltimore has nothing to claim as its own”

Yes you can expect people to be respectful of your things. What is this bullshit? There is no way he didn’t know better and was doing as he pleased because he’s an entitled ass. 

I learned as a child never to rifle through the underwear drawer of one’s parents lest you learn a little bit TOO much about your own origin story.

“...it’s a price to pay for being hospitable.”

Lying about things that can easily be checked is modern conservatism. He knows his hordes of idiots will believe whatever he says, even if he’s contradicting his past self. It’s collective self-delusion. 

Tired of all these primadonnas complaining about not getting to play with what they want. Well boohoo snowflake, there are millions of people who would gladly take your place and play for nothing. What happened to being a MAN and playing football in nothing but a leather shell? That’s real FOOTBALL. You go out there…

It’s pretty amazing how quick the right is to want to brush aside slavery as just something unfortunate in the past and that it’s time to move on because bringing it up repeatedly just hold us back as a society.

Confederate statues - “We need them! We need them as...uh...a constant reminder that slavery is bad! So we can learn from history or something!”