For the remainder of the preseason, Nagy will make Long barf on the exact same spot of the field until he gets it right.

Yeah, this is the cheeriest letters section in like a week!

Up next: The Washington Sentinels!

Drew, this was hysterical. To go to all the trouble of writing a WYTS for a team that’s not real is simply genius. 

Well, at least no one’s dad died watching the Titans lose!

In the movie Cast Away, Tom Hanks spends four years on an island....alone. When he returns to civilization, his estranged wife notes “We got a football team now.”

The thing I got out of all of this is that I definitely want to see Yao Ming running routes in the NFL.

Nashville is the spiritual home of every suburban girl who claims to be “country at heart” because she owns cowboy boots and her parents are racist.

Please don’t go to Memphis, Drew. We almost lost you once already.

I want him to manage LFC until the end of time.

The most damning thing I can think of about the Titans is that, on any Sporcle quiz in which you need to identify NFL teams, the Titans are always the least-guessed.

Why don’t you just get “I’m a complete asshole” tattooed on your forehead and save yourself all this keyboarding time?

God Has Heard Your Thoughts and Prayers and He Thinks They Are Fucking Bullshit

In a normal world, the US would retaliate by banning any elected official from a country that banned elected Congresswomen.

The House Oversight committee should immediately suspend budget appropriation spending in support of any Israel government function until Israel formerly answers back.

I think the chilling part is supposed to be that even though Epstein is dead, this former UFC fighter is implying that a journalist might “get in trouble” for asking these questions. What sort of extralegal reprisals is he worried about?

It’d be more chilling if this was news.

“-Randy and Tammy, MAGA turds from the northern suburbs who have a pickup truck value that exceeds their home value and took money out of Braedyn and Kymlynn’s college fund to renew their season tickets but “aren’t sure” if they’re going to still support the NFL if players keep kneeling”

Bryan, you definitely caused your parents’ divorce, and your mom was only trying to be nice.

LOL KIRK