“You just HAD to get that side of onion rings, huh?" *punch*

I shoulda committed insurance fraud.

If raping dozens of women over the course of decades isn’t enough to derail your standing as “America’s Dad”....

+1 great Larry Bird jersey, 33

“LET’S LET THE LEGAL SYSTEM HANDLE THIS BEFORE WE RUSH TO ANY CONCLUSIONS”

This doesn't rise to the level of attempted murder? Really? 

And this thoughtless, vile cruelty is a big part of his brand and why a large portion of this nation likes him.

Not only this, but the man just saw Gurley and David Johnson (who missed practically the entire season last year) get theirs and Bell is better than both. Having said that, I don’t blame the Steelers for taking this tact because it’s within their negotiating rights to do this.

The USMNT should not be talking shit to anyone.

They played the opening bars of it as they headed to commercial after the Mack pick-6 and it pleased me greatly.

But seriously, Mack looks fucking incredible, and I legitimately think Trubisky will get better as the season goes.

Packer fan here. I utterly despise the Bears and every single one of their fans.

Bought my Mack jersey last night during halftime as I excitedly talked to my wife about how I haven’t had this much fun watching a Bears game in a decade and that we are finally good again.

The Browns were +5 in takeaways today. Since the Browns returned to the NFL, teams with a turnover margin of +5 or better in a game are 132-4-1. The Browns are responsible for two of those losses and the tie.

Thank you for proving every stereotype to be true, you joyless piece of trash.

Mmm. That’s good kinja.

This is this dude’s first-ever post lol

I AM FUCKING HERE FOR THE COMMENTS IN THE GRAY!

Fun fact: if you're proud to be white, you can drink bleach to become *even whiter*! Own those libs!