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@macpatrik: well; now at least when your chips are soggy; you can still eat the bag since it's "crispy and crunchy" ....

"....eating away at a log" That's what she said.... and I said "TIMBER"

@moonshadowkati: Take whatever you like... but don't cry if it breaks at day 210...

TO ALL: Get the best of both worlds: Momentus XT. 7200rpm + 4gb SSD.

@tyler.derden: Must we touch everything around us? whatever happened to just touching ourselves? ah the gold old days when it was all so simple...

@tomsomething: maybe, just maybe... sarcasm has lost it's touch?

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.1.1: keycard chains? please... they'll download via their forearm, back of the neck or base of their skull...

@JB: Forgot: Guacamole...

@Denver: is it just my overactive imagination or isn't it a bit creepy how she's lying there face to the side like someone has raped her and she just had to take it and not say anything? I got chills...

@Michael Ellis: Well every time I take cash out of the ATM, I pretend that I'm playing a slot machine and sometimes I match lemons... sometimes cherries... and rarely... very rarely... I match 7's all across... that's when I do a little hokey pokey dance *AFTER* I get my "prize" winnings...

@acidrain69: like buying more stuff to hoard for later!!!! Amiright? amiright? YAH I know so...

@ytkliu: Good eye sir... I hope you don't get distracted and keep your eyes on the prize when extracting your funds...

@Plex: I died.. I hope my dysrhythmia doesn't ruin the beat...

@Aashish Bhagyanagar: that my good sir is either a very short beat... or a veeeeeeeery long one...

@Stem_Sell: tacky? I say groove is in the heart...

@TailsNZ: so now he can just make neat little holes in your heart and make love potion deposits?

@jmeadicicco: *APPLAUSE* followed by *STANDING OVATION* followed by *ROFLMFAO*