@Xelmon: I'd fake key that car with fake jealousy...

@92BuickLeSabre: Oh I see, I didn't mean to come off as racist, just saw a fat kid... and thought grease + concrete = slide... I'm gonna have to start including a disclosure at the bottom of my comments...

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.1.2: the inevitable is that it will become a laundry or trash chute...

@92BuickLeSabre: I'm sorry I forgot to measure the slits of his eyes and pull out my Asian eye chart... thank you for correcting me... ok, F, G, H, Indonesian, ok here it is: fried chicken & nasi timbel... still greasy...

@masterofTHUMBS: did you see the kid? I'd say with his diet of dim sum and dumplings, he'll wax that concrete in no time...

@zmx15: POLISHED concrete...

@Stem_Sell: Are you asking if the cycle of technological revolution is pedaling forward or backwards with this one?

@HeroOfTomorrow is exuberantly happy: you've been prawned

I call dibs on the 25 trillionth digit to be a '9'.... I'm placing a $1,000 bet. Anyone else want to place their bets...

@Obsidian: I thought it was 23

@CubemonkeyNYC: PLURALS

@AdmiralPoopinpants: not to be a dumbwitted perv but the boobs did you see the boobs?

@Novaload: Watergate?

@McMike: Dang it! Beat me to the punchwhale

That floor is quite swanky for the establishment... can I get a glass of Merlot?

@tw@t: Do you know the name of the song?

@tw@t: do you know the name of this song?

@Taras Voronin: I eat raw shrimp and I haven't died yet... on the other hand... someone should make a potato superhero comic...

@doggdiggity: So number 2 cancels out the nobleness of reason 1...

@Slinkytech: maybe he sent it from an online form? Maybe you can go to whitehouse.gov and click "send president an email"...