@ddhboy: HE'S HOLDING IT WRONG!!!!!!

@BadFloppy: It is difficult not to write satire...

@BadFloppy: Think of all the following: someone somewhere dying under a flipped car... no bars.... someone in another state calling a loved one to tell them why they haven't come home in 3 weeks... no bars... loved one commits suicide..... a business man is on the verge of closing the deal of a lifetime; he's set to…

So basically they just didn't want to straight admit their error; first they played the everyone does it too card; and you are just noticing us because we are the cheesus phone... everyone else has the same problems but they don't have front page coverage... BUUUTTTT here you go cry babies; have a pacifier... (bumper)

All he's saying is: don't freak if you see no bars; it's just a visual; if you can make a call; doesn't matter if you've got 0 bars... it's all good...and stop associating a dropped call with no bars... just tell yourself it was the person on the other end fault...

@Iowa11: correction: the rest couldn't call because they couldn't get a signal...

@Aklost: I'm going to wait for the quadcore...

@ding-dang: probably because those could not light a runway...

@Lactose_The_Intolerant: "use the forks Luke; use the forks..."

@semi-renaissance man: like flames on a ford fiesta... or a pinto...

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.1.1: it's what I can afford; and as long as I can afford it... darn it I will feed my addiction... and no amount of mozart intervention will stop me...

@valdesjon: yeah I always find a way to afford 2 or 3 "ounces" at a time...

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.1.1: Skullcandy's are the best!!!

@GitEmSteveDaveSpoils: if that's true I can't wait until they make the shrink ray...

@CarbonatedFalcon: Hope solar man can last all night until the am when the sun comes out to recharge again...

@Software_Goddess: This is the white man's plan to take back the jobs illegal immigrants are performing... just like the cotton gin...

@valdesjon: they should have just made the fingers articulate; since it barely makes contact like a fag and a straight guy... the fingers should have just done the tickling motion...

@nintendude: and the beak shall inherit the earth...

@howdini: It seems to me you flew the coup...

@howdini: no no no; I will egg this on even if I've scrambled the order...