@Sir (Starman), Leader of the Pineapple Platoon (and I don't even like pineapples): for those with a lisp it just sounds like unt unt unt unt...

@Lite: an adventurer is me!: well then those are mobile igloos mind you...

@howdini: I'm eggstatic that you know of this order...

@Zinger314: I thought they were intergalactic rice cookers...

@howdini: I do not condone cock fights...

@Xeno: Family gatherings and photos must be fun for you...

@pist: yum, just had me some scrambled eggs...

@PossibleCabbage: Sometimes hard boiled sometimes runny,

@howdini: caw caw; you have both ruffled my feathers...

@Xeno: Yes I have a feeling the mother was a kiwi bird and the daddy was a dodo bird.... these two combined made the dumbass flightless bird we now consume called the chicken... I back this up with the Darwin theory that only stupids procreate more rapidly and regardless that so many die stupidly they are like damn…

@GitEmSteveDaveSpoils: hence the way I pictured it just works in old school justice movies... in my head...

@GitEmSteveDaveSpoils: I think it's that I'm seeing it from a personal perspective; because the way I picture is: 19 years later they find this evidence; they bring the asshole back to the same courthouse; same judge; same jury; and now they're all damned pissed and go: "ok; asshole now that we found out you hid the…

@Mike Zuniga is a Photographer Apparently: And if he's not totally scripted and can do stand up on comedy central he'd be my new Mitch Hedberg....

@Nitesh Singh: what's wrong with a squirming bunny? you can wipe your butt with it afterwards... old spice up your crack... maybe just maybe; your farts will smell good too...

Great... now schizophrenics can schizo even more...

@kingcrim84: exactly; like wasn't that factored in or something? I mean kind of like withholding evidence; evading arrest... sheesh... makes me realize why some many people get killed so easily... people don't hesitate anymore...

@maharani: technically they do but the condom is always torn... I think it's so you can pee...

@gonzorider: shirts with buckles you say? that's a straitjacket... get it right...

@maharani: Who wears underwear anymore???

@twoeightnine: their video wasn't as entertaining... and I got mad at the guy that sloshed his corona....